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The Thirteen Cover Design Steps of an Incompetent Author

No judgments—this was roughly my process for doing things.

  1. Open up ‘Paint’ on your computer and mess around with a few images.
  2. Give up, and realize that you’re not going to find that great idea you have on the internet.
  3. Go to [insert grocery/department store] and buy an assortment of random objects and art supplies.
  4. Arrange said objects on a sheet of [insert desired background color] poster board.
  5. Use your phone to take twenty or so pictures of dubious quality.
  6. Upload to Paint and add text.
  7. Realize that it looks like a piece of shit with words.
  8. Flip off the computer screen.
  9. Scrap it, and go for a simpler idea.
  10. Rationalize how great the new idea is.
  11. Compare to covers on Amazon.
  12. Flip off the computer screen…again.
  13. Say ‘[insert your choice of explicative] it’ and hire a cover designer.

One Step Closer to Hell 360x540 WebsiteSounds about right to me. Thoughts?

Shout out to Nicole, the cover designer for my two books. Find her at covershotcreations.com She has a ton of premade covers, or you can have her do something custom at a reasonable price. My second cover (Right) was a custom cover, and I think she did a great job. She’s ridiculously easy to work with, as well.

The Fear of Red Marks

I’ve been sitting on my novel; Editing, and re-writing, and more editing; for the last four months. I did everything I could before getting a professional opinion. I thought it had to be the best I could do, so I tried to make it just that.

Finally, last month I thought it was ready. The problem was—submitting my first full novel to anyone for the first time was a terrifying proposition. Why? Because I had no idea if it was up to par.

Are there any plot holes?
Does the plot make any f***ing sense!?
Are my characters believable?
Does my novel say anything about me or the human condition?
Do I know how to put together a proper sentence–let alone thousands of them?
Based on this blog post, I’m afraid not.
Is this interesting?

These were all questions that reverberated over and over in my thick skull. I don’t know if it’s like this for seasoned authors, but the thought of someone answering those questions before I did was horrifying.

Yes, I’ve had edits in the past on school papers, short stories, research papers, etc. but a novel? Absolutely not!
When I finally got the review back, my heart pounded in my chest.

But, low and behold I got a positive response back:

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I would include more, but there are a ton of spoilers in the evaluation.

What? Someone actually liked what I had to say? They found meaning in a book that I couldn’t!
The coincidences and themes the editor brought up about my book that I wasn’t aware of blew my mind.

The editor also gave me many things that I need to change regarding POV and tense issues—which is making for a very productive re-write.

So…what’s the point of this post? To pat myself on the back?

Kind of.

Not really.

The point I’m trying to make is that when you create a story from scratch, you have no idea if it’s up to snuff until you relinquish the control and let somebody else get their hands on it.

Is it scary? Yes.

Hard? Absolutely.

Does it suck seeing errors in your work? You bet!

Will it ultimately make you a better writer, and make your story better? Also, a resounding YES.

I know, I know. It’s no fun letting someone else see what you’ve been working on for months…alone…hidden.

That being said, it’s the only way to give you the confidence to move on and finish the project. As artists (yes, I like to think writing makes me an artist) we’re often the worst judge of our own work, so until we let other eyes see what we’ve done—we truly have no idea what we have sitting in front of us.